Another 'Angle'... On Motorcycle Philosophy

And this is one of the few times... You'll ever witness me... tear into a genuine, unadulterated, double rectified... Rant... on a blog!

...Walked in to a Motorcycle Dealership the other day... lookin' to buy parts to customize/modify my Motorcycle of Choice... to tailor that sweetheart of a ride... to my own, personal vision of a Cruiser Motorcycle...

Ran into a big headed... by God he knows it all... Rectum with legs...

This bozo... wannabe... had the gall to tell me; "You bought the wrong bike!"

Uh... how does that work? Just how in the hell... does that fool have any sort of an idea... WHAT kind of a bike... is the RIGHT machine for me?

You know what? I don't like trikes... I don't like sport bikes... Sidecars... don't personally appeal to me... but the thing is... that's just ME... What I like... or don't like... don't make a sliver of a difference, as to what is needed... or wanted by somebody else... Anybody else! My likes haven't got any meaning for them... so... for me to Judge their ride... is asinine.

'bout the only legitimate 'judgment' would be to ask; "Does that Motorcycle... Hang a grin on your face? Does it give you that sense of Freedom... and Joy... sitting on it... with your knees in the wind?"

That is ALL that counts.

That kind, of pompous, arrogant, his-stuff-don't-stink know-it-all... makes my liver quiver and gives me the screamin' trots... along with an almost irresistible urge to engage in "Redneck Plastic Surgery"...

...aaaarrrrrrghhh!

Have you ever noticed... how many... so called 'Bikers'... are the same Ol' prejudiced fools that populate so many 'cages' rollin' around? Their bikes haven't made a dent in Their stupidity...

They sit on a Motorcycle... and spout all sorts of flowery rubbish 'bout The Freedom of the Road... and the Glorious Purity of their Individuality... and the Liberty they Enjoy... on a Motorcycle... and then... in the same breath... talk 'bout how your a G$%  D&%% Fool... unless you ride exactly the bike they tell you to ride... and wear exactly the gear they tell you is required?... and only THEIR way is any sort of a 'Way'?

Well... I'm just sayin'... when it comes to a Motorcycle Philosophy... Theirs is nuthin' but hypocritical bull Feces!

Here's the deal... in my Not so humble opinion... Either, you live by the "Do unto others" rule... or you don't... You either LIVE by the; "What and how you ride is your own, personal... sometimes, spiritual decision... to be left alone by everybody else"... or you don't...

So... if ya'll are gonna spout off about the Freedom of the Road and such things... either keep your comments to; "My personal preference is..." ... or shut your damn pie hole...

'cause Darlin'?... Nobody... not one swingin' twisty straightening rider... gives a damn for your arrogant, pompous, empty headed, know nothing, less than useless babbling...

So... That's what I've got to say 'bout that... and... Whew!... I feel better now!

Grab Your Handles and Ride!
Brian

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